anyone goin manchester today? ☔️🎉
if you ever have a crush on someone just imagine them making out with shrek. you will immediately stop having a crush on them and develop a crush on shrek instead
My crush was on Shrek originally, now you got me dreaming up some steamy ogre porn….
if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me
can the united states just chill for one day
i hate waking up still drunk and you just know ur only gonna get more and more hungover
I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated